So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How's work?
Spinning.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
