Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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