she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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