we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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