Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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