One girl and one boy is just not enough.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
