susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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