I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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