I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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