am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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