at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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