i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Naked. naked and bneed help.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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