Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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