; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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