all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Randomize
