I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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