Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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