You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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