why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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