Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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