Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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