Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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