coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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