your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Randomize