I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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