yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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