did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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