Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This is my gift to your gina
3 2 1 whiskey
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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