dude i'm inner monologue high
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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