So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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