i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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