my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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