he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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