I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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