Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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