Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
