I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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