just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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