Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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