I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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