no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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