quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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