You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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