his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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