Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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