This is not my ceiling
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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