This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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