In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Small penises have feelings too.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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