Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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