I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I need moral support for this bender
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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