he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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