yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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