that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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